Category: Joke Board
> >>> > Good: Your wife is pregnant.
> >>> > Bad: It's triplets
> >>> > Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
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> >>> > Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
> >>> > Bad: She wants a divorce
> >>> > Ugly: She's a lawyer
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> >>> > Good: Your son is finally maturing
> >>> > Bad: He's involved with the women next door
> >>> > Ugly: So are you
> >>> >
> >>> > Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
> >>> > Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
> >>> > Ugly: You're in them.
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> >>> > Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
> >>> > Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
> >>> > Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them
> >>> >
> >>> > Good: Your husband understands fashion.
> >>> > Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
> >>> > Ugly: He looks better than you.
> >>> >
> >>> > Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter
> >>> > Bad: She keeps interrupting you
> >>> > Ugly: With corrections.
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> >>> > Good: Your son is dating someone new
> >>> > Bad: It's another man
> >>> > Ugly: He's your best friend
> >>> >
> >>> > Good: Your daughter got a new job
> >>> > Bad: As a hooker
> >>> > Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients Way Ugly: She makes more
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> >>> > money than you